Don't feed zee animals
ADAM MEAD | lancing narwhal
Heart in Hawaii
Brand brain set to change the world
Camera in hand
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Random fact: A-bomb's family consists of his vife and nine beautiful children. He delivered his seventh child in a parking lot, sans doctor. News sources report "the baby just popped out."
DEBORAH USRY | BUTTER ELK
Discover the wonder
Director of Operations. Marketing. It’s what I do. Filled with solutions (even when there isn’t a problem) Helping get it done. Helping clients find solutions. Working on results. (BTW - Butter Elk are really good at planning.) How can we make it smarter and more effective all at the same time.
So many opportunities to engage with friends, families, passions, and clients. So many opportunities to make a difference. Some days, it’s enough to make my Butter Elk head spin -- so many possible ways to engage. So many ways to explore the new, the world and all of its wonder. And it is wonderful.
MEGAN PRICE | Feathered BUFFALO
What would it be like
if you had a T-rex tail
and scissors for legs?
As an art director and Feathered Buffalo, I see the bird’s-eye view of the big picture and explore grandiose, high-level ideas before dredging down into the details.
One of my goals is to listen to all +2300 TED talks, because they make me happy weep and dream big. Right now, if I listened to all of them back-to-back, at an average length of 18 minutes each, it would take me about 29.375 days straight, without sleep. Did I mention I also love math?
Frank Anderson | Secret Duck
My training is done
There is no turning back now:
Eat this whole pizza
A doodler of things, and a crafter of brands, Secret Duck leads a life of mystery and only quacks when necessary.
He’s more graceful in water than on land, where he is easily startled. Even though this duck can’t fly, he can manipulate a Bézier curve unlike any other duck, which in turn takes him to some pretty great places.
Once came in first place in an ironic mustache growing contest, before growing mustaches ironically was cool. I only lost a couple of friends and made most babies cry during the ‘stache cultivation process.
HILLARY SEVERSON | CAPTAIN FOX
Salty like pretzels
But sweet like honey mustard
You are what you eat
As account manager or Captain Fox, I stay constantly aware of my surroundings – taking in even the tiniest of details. No situation too tricky, I embrace challenges and take obstacles head on.
Filled with a big imagination and a love for fat cats, as a kid, I had a 10-mile-tall imaginary cat named Chagatha. No longer an imaginary friend but now the subject of a future children's book I plan to write.
Heaton Johnson V | Sea Pup
Does a sea pup fly?
Can he make it to the moon?
Only with a toot.
An account manager apprentice and sea pup’s life can be riddled with challenges. That’s why I keep a vigilant eye and prepare for the unexpected. No detail too small, no fish too fast, I make sure I’m prepared with a tank full of gas. This sea pup is ready to go the distance.
If i had to describe myself, I’d probably say “yeah, you know, that guy with the neck tattoo that has his shirt unbuttoned and likes Pokémon. Yeah, he’s weird, but his dogs are cool.”