PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!

Deer diary,

Whilst I was researching the mind boggling physics behind space time travel, I came across a recipe for Cosmic Brownies. These things will blow even the minds of masters. The only downfall is that they are not available within the confinements of this blasted shell of brick and cement known as the office. I sigh for yet one last trot through open fields of tall grasses and revebjelle and ballblom.

Love,